2027 Grumpy Highland Cows Calendar
$42.95
Order this hilarious 2027 grumpy Highland cows wall calendar for rustic barnyard humor.
- Highland Coo Humor: Presents 12 monthly portraits of adorably grouchy Scottish cattle.
- Heavy A4 Paper: Built with 250 GSM cover and 180 GSM write-on pages opening to A3 size.
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2027 Grumpy Highland Cows Calendar
Shaggy Scottish cattle pasture lore and deadpan barnyard comedy brighten every morning in the 2027 Grumpy Highland Cows Calendar, keeping schedules organized through twelve months of agricultural wit. Grumpy Highland cattle charm. Highlighting shaggy ginger coats, windblown forelocks, and disapproving heifer glares, each monthly spread pairs deadpan humor with pastoral warmth. Standard A4 Highland calendar proportions. Measuring twenty-one by twenty-nine centimeters closed and expanding to full A3 height upon the wall, this durable spiral planner brings laughter to farm kitchens, workshop walls, and home offices.
Misty Scottish Pastures and Disapproving Heifer Scowls
Every monthly turn reveals high-resolution photography capturing Highland cows weathering rain, fog, and muddy mornings with unmistakable disdain. Precision CMYK digital presses reproduce rich moorland heather, earthy moss greens, and warm russet fur tones. The upper half features a captivating farm portrait while the lower section provides a clean, clutter-free calendar grid with ample room for daily reminders. Authentic Scottish pastoral comedy.
Heavyweight Paper Stock and Twin-Loop Wire-O Binding
Engineered for year-round durability, the cover utilizes 250 GSM heavy cardstock while internal monthly pages feature 180 GSM smooth uncoated matte paper. This bleed-resistant paper stock welcomes ballpoint pens, gel pens, and graphite pencils without ink feathering onto succeeding months. A rugged twin-loop Wire-O spine ensures flat wall alignment without curling, centered around an integrated metal loop hanger that mounts swiftly on standard nails.
Pastoral Home Wall Utility and Shipping Details
Keep appointments, family holidays, and barnyard chores neatly scheduled throughout all twelve months of 2027. Planning a fun-filled 2027 full of laughter and charm? Pair your wall with the Drunk Cats wall calendar. Browse our complete catalog in the 2027 Wall Calendars Collection →. Standard custom order production requires 3 – 5 Business Days before dispatch.
| Calendar Year | January through December 2027 (Full 12-Month Calendar) |
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| Dimensions | Closed Size: A4 — 21 × 29.7 cm (8.3 × 11.7 in), Open Size: Up to A3 — 29.7 × 42 cm (11.7 × 16.5 in) |
| Paper Stock | Cover: 250–300 GSM matte art paper or heavy cardstock, Monthly Pages: 170–200 GSM smooth write-on matte or uncoated paper |
| Binding | Sturdy twin-loop Wire-O binding with integrated centered wall hanger |
| Print Method | High-resolution full-color CMYK digital printing |
| Sheet Format | 13 single-sided sheets (1 cover + 12 monthly pages) or 7 double-sided sheets |
| Care Instructions | Hang from the integrated center hanger on a secure wall hook., Use pens or pencils suitable for matte or uncoated paper., Keep away from excessive moisture., Turn pages gently around the Wire-O binding. |
| ⏱️ Production Time | 3 - 5 Business Days |
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| 🚚 US Standard Shipping | 7 - 14 Business Days |
| 📦 Total Estimated Delivery | 10 - 19 Business Days |
Closed, the calendar measures A4 size at 21 by 29.7 cm (8.3 by 11.7 inches); when hanging open on a wall, it expands to A3 size at 29.7 by 42 cm (11.7 by 16.5 inches).
The front cover is printed on sturdy 250 GSM cardstock, while monthly internal pages utilize 180 GSM uncoated matte paper engineered for smooth, bleed-free writing.
Yes, each monthly grid clearly highlights standard federal holidays, major lunar phases, and provides spacious daily boxes for personal appointments.
It is bound with a durable twin-loop Wire-O metal coil featuring an integrated centered thumb-cut hanger that rests securely on any wall hook or pushpin.
Custom order production requires 3 - 5 Business Days before dispatch, followed by 7 - 14 Business Days for delivery, securely shipped in a rigid stay-flat cardboard mailer.
