Naughty Dachshunds 2027 Wall Calendar
$42.95
Shop this comic Naughty Dachshunds 2027 wall calendar for stubborn wiener dog laughs.
- Wiener Dog Humor: Displays 12 monthly spreads of stubborn Dachshunds and household antics.
- Thick A4 Paper: Formed with 250 GSM cover and 180 GSM write-on leaves opening to A3 size.
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Naughty Dachshunds 2027 Wall Calendar
Stubborn hound comedy and endearing wiener dog obstinacy make every month memorable in the Naughty Dachshunds 2027 Wall Calendar, filling homes with hearty canine laughter. Dachshund wiener dog mischief. Highlighting elongated doxies stealing slippers, tunneling beneath heavy sofa blankets, and ignoring orders with adorable side-eye glares, each monthly spread captures pure breed personality. Ample A4 Dachshund calendar proportions. Measuring twenty-one by twenty-nine centimeters closed and opening to A3 height on walls, this spiral-bound planner brings hound amusement to kitchens, hallways, and pet offices.
Comical Wiener Dog Mischief and Blanket Tunnel Photography
Every monthly turn reveals a charming photograph showcasing smooth, wirehaired, or longhaired Dachshunds caught red-pawed in comic household situations. High-resolution CMYK digital printing reproduces glossy red, black-and-tan, and chocolate dapple coats with razor-sharp fidelity. Below each photograph, a generous date grid features bold numerals, major national holidays, and spacious blank squares for walking schedules and vet visits. Authentic badger hound comedy.
Thick 250 GSM Paper and Twin-Loop Wire-O Binding
Manufactured using durable 250 GSM cardstock for the outer cover and 180 GSM smooth uncoated matte paper for internal pages, this calendar resists page curling and corner fraying through daily use. The uncoated paper surface accepts ballpoint pens, gel pens, and pencils cleanly without smudging or bleeding. A resilient twin-loop Wire-O spine ensures flat wall alignment, fitted with a centered metal hanger loop for effortless mounting.
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| Calendar Year | January through December 2027 (Full 12-Month Calendar) |
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| Dimensions | Closed Size: A4 — 21 × 29.7 cm (8.3 × 11.7 in), Open Size: Up to A3 — 29.7 × 42 cm (11.7 × 16.5 in) |
| Paper Stock | Cover: 250–300 GSM matte art paper or heavy cardstock, Monthly Pages: 170–200 GSM smooth write-on matte or uncoated paper |
| Binding | Sturdy twin-loop Wire-O binding with integrated centered wall hanger |
| Print Method | High-resolution full-color CMYK digital printing |
| Sheet Format | 13 single-sided sheets (1 cover + 12 monthly pages) or 7 double-sided sheets |
| Care Instructions | Hang from the integrated center hanger on a secure wall hook., Use pens or pencils suitable for matte or uncoated paper., Keep away from excessive moisture., Turn pages gently around the Wire-O binding. |
| ⏱️ Production Time | 3 - 5 Business Days |
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| 🚚 US Standard Shipping | 7 - 14 Business Days |
| 📦 Total Estimated Delivery | 10 - 19 Business Days |
When closed, it measures standard A4 size at 21 by 29.7 cm (8.3 by 11.7 inches); when hung open, it expands to A3 size at 29.7 by 42 cm (11.7 by 16.5 inches).
The interior monthly pages use 180 GSM uncoated matte paper that allows smooth writing with ballpoint pens, markers, and pencils without ink bleed.
Yes, standard US and international holidays as well as moon phases are clearly noted, while leaving ample room for personal appointments.
Yes, the heavy-duty twin-loop Wire-O spine allows monthly pages to flip smoothly 360 degrees and hang completely flat against walls.
Custom order production requires 3 - 5 Business Days before dispatch, followed by 7 - 14 Business Days for delivery in a reinforced stay-flat mailer.
