Funny Old Couple Christmas Ornament Advent Calendar
$63.95
Share 24 days of marriage laughter and affection with the Funny Old Couple Christmas Ornament Advent Calendar, pairing a personalized "I Want to Grow Old with You" collector box with 24 cozy and cheeky Santa-and-Mrs.-Claus ornaments in 3 to 4 mm acrylic.
Premium materials, safe packaging, and flawless finish tailored for you.
Decades of marriage are built on equal parts quiet fireside comfort and the kind of cheeky inside jokes that still make your partner blush. The Funny Old Couple Christmas Ornament Advent Calendar brings both sides of growing old together into a 24-day December countdown. Framed in velvet crimson and burnished gold beneath a red satin ribbon bow and the header "24 Romantic Couple Ornaments," the collector box cover portrays a winking silver-haired Santa and bespectacled Mrs. Claus sharing a playful embrace on a snowy log above the scroll "I Want to Grow Old with You" and customizable name brims on their hats.
From Fireside Storybooks to Cheeky Hot-Tub Toasts
Inside the outer box, a 24-compartment clear molded tray keeps 24 individual couple vignettes organized from December 1 through Christmas Eve, balancing tender milestones with flirtatious humor.
On the cozy side, you unbox the silver-haired duo reading "Christmas Love Stories" under a snowflake blanket while a dog and cat nap at their feet, sipping hot cocoa in twin wooden rocking chairs, riding in a lantern-lit golden sleigh, kneeling with a red ring box, and rolling out gingerbread cookies at a holiday kitchen table. On the playful side, the couple clinks frothy beer mugs inside a snow-rimmed wooden barrel hot tub, pedals a red bicycle with a gift basket on the handlebars, lounges in sunny beach chairs with sunglasses, and trades cheeky lap-sitting, piggyback, and mistletoe hugs.
Shatter-Resistant Acrylic Specs and Tray Storage
- Tree-Ready Brass Loops: Each ornament includes a top brass ring and gold hanging cord for Christmas tree branches, garlands, or anniversary gift wrapping.
- 3 to 4 mm Shatter-Resistant Acrylic: Cut from lightweight 3 to 4 mm thick acrylic with a removable protective film that peels off to reveal vivid Santa-red attire and facial expressions.
- 24-Pocket Tray & Box Dimensions: The outer collector box measures approximately 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30 cm x 18 cm x 5 cm) and houses a 24-cavity clear tray for off-season storage.
Peel away the clear protective film from each ornament prior to hanging, and return all 24 pieces to the molded tray in a dry indoor room away from direct heat or sunlight after the holidays.
| Materials | Premium 3 - 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic with removable protective film |
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| Dimensions | Approx. 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30cm x 18cm x 5cm) |
| Package Contents | 1 x 'I Want to Grow Old with You' Collector Box, 24 x Romantic & Funny Old Couple Ornaments. |
| Maintenance & Care | Keep in a dry area away from direct heat or sunlight; peel off protective film on each piece before display. |
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Handcrafted to Order
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Insured US Priority
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Delivered to Hearth
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Full transit protection on all orders. Contact support within 30 days of delivery for replacement or refund on damaged items.
What kinds of couple scenes are included in the 24 ornaments?
The 24-piece lineup blends cozy traditions (reading 'Christmas Love Stories' in an armchair with a dog and cat, rocking-chair cocoa, golden sleigh rides, baking cookies, and a ring-box proposal) with cheeky humor (toasting beers in a wooden barrel hot tub, riding a red bicycle, lounging in beach chairs, and playful lap-sitting embraces).
Can the names on the couple's Santa hats on the collector box be personalized?
Yes. The front cover illustration features white Santa and Mrs. Claus hat brims designed to display your two custom names above the 'I Want to Grow Old with You' banner.
What material and thickness are the Funny Old Couple ornaments made from?
Every ornament is produced from 3 to 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic and ships with a clear protective film that you peel off before hanging.
What are the dimensions of the I Want to Grow Old with You collector box?
The crimson-and-gold presentation box measures approximately 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30 cm x 18 cm x 5 cm) and includes a 24-compartment clear inner tray.
How should I care for and store the ornaments after the holidays?
Remove the protective film before first display, wipe gently with a soft dry cloth, and place each ornament back into the 24-pocket tray in a dry indoor location away from direct heat or sunlight.
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