Emotional Support Coworker Advent Calendar
$63.95
Count down to winter break with the Emotional Support Coworker Advent Calendar, housing 24 sarcastic animal and character sign-holders inside an 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" collector box. Each numbered door reveals a 3 to 4 mm acrylic desk or tree ornament, from the burning-laptop raccoon to the Zero Clucks Given chick.
Premium materials, safe packaging, and flawless finish tailored for you.
Surviving fourth-quarter deadlines, endless calendar invites, and passive-aggressive email threads takes a healthy dose of workplace humor. The Emotional Support Coworker Advent Calendar turns the December stretch into a daily cubicle laugh, presented in a dark slate collector box titled "EMOTIONAL SUPPORT COWORKER - ADVENT CALENDAR 2026 - 24 Days of Office Sarcasm." Instead of generic holiday trinkets, all 24 doors open to reveal a miniature coworker mascot holding a protest sign that says what everyone in the meeting is already thinking.
24 Sarcastic Animal Mascots and Workplace Protest Signs
Every figurine pairs an expressive office critter with a deadpan corporate catchphrase, complete with tiny laptops, butter knives, neckties, eyeglasses, and flames. You can prop them along the base of a dual-monitor setup, line them up beside your coffee mug, or hang them from an office tree using the top brass loops and gold cords.
Each character is sized to stand out on a webcam shelf or cubicle partition while keeping the daily reveal fresh from December 1 through Christmas Eve.
Complete 24-Day Office Humor Lineup and Acrylic Specs
- Inbox & Meeting Warriors: Includes the panda at a laptop ("THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL"), the yellow duck with a butter knife at a notebook computer ("HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU BEFORE I DO"), the yellow bird in glasses ("BUT DID YOU DOCUMENT IT?"), and the black cat in a red tie ("PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OUT").
- Chaos & Burnout Totems: Features the raccoon typing on a flaming laptop ("THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE"), the green dumpster fire ("IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE!"), the Santa-hatted black cat ("THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I"), the skeleton at a laptop ("HARD AT WORK, HARDLY WORKING"), and the Grim Reaper ("I LOVE MY JOB").
- Animal Attitude Sign-Holders: Rounds out the 24 doors with the Santa-hat chick ("ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN"), necktie goose ("TODAY I AM A SERIOUS GOOSE"), opossum at a desk, purple octopus, sloth, green frog, bulldog, brown bear, owl, white duck, unicorn, goat, orange tabby, fox, and green snake.
- Box & Acrylic Build: Cut from 3 to 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic with a removable protective film inside an 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30 cm x 18 cm x 5 cm) collector box.
Peel away the clear protective film from each ornament before its debut on your desk or tree, and store the set in a dry indoor room after the holidays.
| Materials | Premium 3 - 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic with removable protective film |
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| Dimensions | Approx. 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30cm x 18cm x 5cm) |
| Package Contents | 1 x '24 Days of Office Sarcasm' Collector Box, 24 x Sarcastic Office Animal & Character Ornaments. |
| Maintenance & Care | Keep in a dry area away from direct heat or sunlight; peel off protective film on each piece before display. |
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Delivered to Hearth
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Full transit protection on all orders. Contact support within 30 days of delivery for replacement or refund on damaged items.
Which sarcastic office quotes and animals are included in the 24 doors?
All 24 doors hold distinct characters, including the Zero Clucks Given chick, the raccoon on a burning laptop, the panda with This Meeting Could Have Been an Email, the yellow duck with Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do, the green dumpster fire, the necktie goose, the opossum, the skeleton, and 16 additional animal sign-holders.
Can the coworker ornaments stand on an office desk as well as hang on a tree?
Yes. Each miniature figure has a flat lower base contour for propping on a desk or monitor stand and a top brass eyelet with gold cord for hanging on holiday branches.
What material and thickness are the Emotional Support Coworker ornaments made from?
Every piece is cut from 3 to 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic and ships with a clear protective film that peels off to reveal crisp lettering on each sign.
What are the dimensions of the 24 Days of Office Sarcasm collector box?
The outer countdown box measures approximately 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30 cm x 18 cm x 5 cm) and houses 24 numbered compartments.
How should I clean and store the ornaments after the holidays?
Remove the protective film before first use, wipe gently with a dry microfiber cloth, and store the pieces in the compartmentalized box away from direct heat or moisture.
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