Fuggler Santa's Worst Hires Advent Calendar
$63.95
- 24 Chaotic Workshop Monsters: Unbox human-toothed, button-eyed misfits chewing job applications, biting bells, and getting stuck in chimneys.
- 3 to 4 mm Shatter-Resistant Acrylic: Fitted with top brass rings for tree branches or desk display.
- Custom Name Collector Box: Stamped "24 Days. 24 Total Disasters."
Premium materials, safe packaging, and flawless finish tailored for you.
Not everyone who applies to the North Pole Personnel Department belongs anywhere near fragile toys or hot cocoa vats. The Fuggler Santa's Worst Hires Advent Calendar trades cherubic elves for "24 Days. 24 Total Disasters." Housed in a pine-green collector box above a customizable name plaque, the cover artwork introduces three questionable seasonal temps outside Santa's Workshop: a tie-dye rainbow monster with mismatched blue and red button eyes holding an "Employment Contract: Rejected" notice, a squinting lime-green bunny monster, and a wide-grinned blue monster clutching a marshmallow mug and a half-eaten gingerbread cookie.
24 North Pole Disasters With Human Teeth and Button Eyes
Every numbered door from December 1 through Christmas Eve reveals a different plush- and burlap-styled monster sporting the brand's unmistakable full set of human teeth, sleepy eyelids, or stitched button eyes. Instead of helping Santa make his delivery deadline, these 24 seasonal hires are busy eating the decorations and misreading the route.
Workshop Mishaps, Feast Thieves, and Acrylic Specs
- Navigation & Wrapping Chaos: Unbox a rainbow-furred monster gnawing on its "Job Application" checklist, a three-eyed green bunny holding a compass map upside down, a three-eyed brown monster squinting at a gift scroll, a yellow monster wrapped in glowing string lights, a maroon monster wedged inside a snow-topped brick chimney, and a brown button-eyed bear popping out of a ribboned gift box.
- Holiday Feast & Tree Sabotage: Includes a gray monster biting directly into a whole roast Christmas turkey, a pink three-eyed monster chewing the leg off a gingerbread man, a mustachioed beige monster guarding a holly-topped Christmas pudding, a tan monster clamping its teeth onto a brass bell, a winged bat clutching a gold tree star, a light-blue monster hugging a button-eyed teddy bear, and a purple knit monster tangled in a striped scarf.
- 3 to 4 mm Shatter-Resistant Acrylic & Box Size: Produced from 3 to 4 mm thick acrylic with a removable protective film and top brass hanging loops inside an 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30 cm x 18 cm x 5 cm) collector box.
Peel away the clear protective film from each monster before hanging it on your tree or standing it along a shelf, and store the crew inside the presentation box in a dry indoor room away from direct heat or sunlight once December ends.
| Materials | Premium 3 - 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic with removable protective film |
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| Dimensions | Approx. 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30cm x 18cm x 5cm) |
| Package Contents | 1 x 'Fuggler: Santa's Worst Hires' Collector Box, 24 x Fuggler Monster Holiday Ornaments. |
| Maintenance & Care | Keep in a dry area away from direct heat or sunlight; peel off protective film on each piece before display. |
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Delivered to Hearth
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Full transit protection on all orders. Contact support within 30 days of delivery for replacement or refund on damaged items.
What kinds of North Pole mishaps do the 24 Fuggler monsters get into?
The 24-piece lineup shows human-toothed, button-eyed monsters chewing on a 'Job Application', eating a whole roast turkey, biting a gingerbread man, clamping onto a brass bell, getting wedged in a brick chimney, tangling themselves in Christmas lights, reading a compass map upside down, and popping out of wrapped presents.
Can the Fuggler ornaments stand on a shelf as well as hang on a Christmas tree?
Yes. Each piece includes a top brass ring for hanging on pine branches with gold cords as well as a flat bottom edge suitable for tabletop, desk, or bookshelf arrangements.
What material and thickness are the Fuggler ornaments made from?
Every ornament is made from 3 to 4 mm thick shatter-resistant acrylic printed with detailed felt, knit, and furry monster textures, shipped with a removable protective film.
What are the dimensions of the Santa's Worst Hires collector box?
The 'North Pole Personnel Department' collector box measures approximately 11.8" x 7.1" x 2.0" (30 cm x 18 cm x 5 cm).
How should I care for and store the monster ornaments after December?
Peel off the clear protective film before first use, wipe gently with a dry microfiber cloth, and return all 24 monsters to the collector box in a dry indoor location away from direct heat or sunlight.
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